Trump's Letter to Biden

The Trump White House
January 20, 2021

Hey Sleepy Joe!

By this time you will be in the White House and awake for at least some of the time. By tradition the outgoing President leaves a note for the incoming one and I am gratious enough to leave one for you, even though you STOLE THE RIGGED ELECTION!!!

Rather than leave it on the Resolute Desk, I chose to leave it in the basement bathroom because I know that's where Basement Joe will always be, wearing the world's BIGGEST MASK! Since you're now reading this, I must have been right. Always am! ALWAYS WILL!

Sorry I could not make the Inauguration. It came down to a choice between sitting face-down with a mask next to DO NOTHING Obama and sitting feet-up on Airforce One. Easy-peasy!

I also want to let you know that I have hidden about ten face tissues from my Covid days in the Executive Residence, which I know the low IQ cleaners will certainly miss. These people are unlike my highly trained staff at any of the world-class Trump properties. Finding the tissues will be your hunt this Easter.

Just kiddin'! Got you there for a minute, Sleepy! 

Enjoy your time here while it lasts. So sad that in four years you will be back in your musty basement in Delaware while I will still be in Mar-a-Lago!

Your President

Donald J. Trump

PS: I left you an autographed MAGA hat hanging on the bedpost in the Lincoln bedroom. Also, tell Pence it was not personal, it was strictly business.